Funny Birthday Greetings for Rock and Rollers
Funny Birthday Wishes For Friend
Humorous birthday wishes for friend
Let's celebrate your birthday and stop worrying about your age… It's too late!
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So you say a lighter?.. I guess we will need a flame-thrower to light up all of your candles, buddy!
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Did you know that when you were born, you were so surprised that didn't talk for more than a year? Happy birthday, friend!
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On birthdays kids wish to be older, adults – to be younger.
On your birthday I wish you to be as lucky as a gnat in a nudist colony.
Funny birthday messages
It's your special day. Look ahead, think back, sing out, dance around, get down, live it up and have a memorable Birthday!
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I don't tell you this every day, but be thankful that your birthday comes just once a year. Think how old you would be if it came every month! Have a rocking day!
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You're not getting older. You're just a little closer to dying! Happy Bday!
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Happy B-day!
The letter "B" means only 'Birthday'…
But you can have a few 'B'eers to celebrate!
Funny birthday wishes
Time can be a good healer, but unfortunately it is a bad beautician, and in your case it is proved… Have a great birthday!
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It's freezing today and it is so good that your birthday cake with all the candles brings much more warmth than the fireplace!
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So tell me, buddy, how old are you now? I mean those parts that you were born with, terminator?
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Happy birthday to my old friend
Stop counting candles on your birthday cake! You will get one more year older, till you count them all!
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Happy birthday to my old friend. I hope that this year you are going to get a brand new disease. Take care!
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The 4 signs of old age are:
1. Loss of memory
2. …and I can't remember the others…
Teasing birthday wishes for friend
I am going to tell you one secret – as far as I know you today you are the oldest, so let's celebrate that!
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In the cupboard? On the coffee table? Near the bed? At 50 it is a great victory to remember where you left your keys, happy birthday!
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On your big day I wish that your failures be as few as the teeth of your grandfather!
Enjoy your birthday! May all your wishes come true and hopefully your wife doesn't find out about them!
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and … lie about your age. Happy Birthday to you! I wish you live for a thousand years!
Crazy birthday wishes for friend
Usually wisdom comes along with age. It look like you haven't reach that age yet, happy birthday!
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Today is a perfect day to thank you for NOT using a con**m, Daddy.
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I will stand and hold my breath until you promise to have a fantastic Happy Birthday. Please, please promise quickly!
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Lately it turned out that birthdays are good for your health. Research has showed that those people who have most of them, live the longest.
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A simple task for You! Put your right hand on your left shoulder and the left hand on the right. Now shout joyously – you just received a big birthday hug from me!
Today you reached the age of responsibility. Give it a few months and you will be wondering why you were in such a hurry to get here. Happy Birthday!
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Lately my pal has given me a fossil. You know, it reminds me somebody, who is celebrating his birthday today…
Funny birthday congratulations
Today is the first day of your life as an old person…
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Congratulations on your Birthday! If someone says that you're getting old, don't listen to him and throw your artificial teeth set or hit with your walking stick!
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Birthdays are good for your health – the more birthdays you celebrate, the longer you live.
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On your day as a birthday present I want to give you joy, love, friendship, wisdom and lots of other things that cost nothing!
The secret of living a long life is simple – just continue breathing. I wish you a healthy and long life, happy birthday to you! It's time to do nothing!
Funny bday wishes
Happy Birthday! It's so good to be handsome and smart. Can you remember???
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It's good to know that someone likes you, thinks about you and needs you. But it feels even better when you know that someone remembers your birthday! Yes, it's me!!!
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Who cares about your birthday? I mean, it's not like a holiday or something…
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Have fun blowing out all the candles on your cake while you can still count them.
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Oops, you're old! It's not funny, but you're getting funnier looking!
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Nothing could make me happier than sending this birthday message! …Except, maybe, sending it from the beach in Florida!
Happy Bday! How old you are, I won't ask…
On your special day I thought of giving you the cutest gift ever. But how can I give you yourself???
Funny birthday greetings for friend
It's no matter how old you are – you don't look it!
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Congratulations on your special day, buddy, but please be careful and don't burn your house with so many candles on your cake.
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On your special day I wish that mosquito would suck your fat instead of blood!
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Unexpected showers? Breaking clouds? Lightning from nowhere? Don't be afraid, this is God's way of wishing you a thunderous Happy Birthday!
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Best wishes to my best friend! On your special day I wish you to die in bed at 90 years… strangled by your jealous husband (wife).
Humorous birthday message for best friend
You're my best friend. Happy Birthday to you! Just one question – you're paying the bill, aren't you?
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